If you're dumb enough to put a woman on a pedestal to protect her from
the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.


If you work too hard there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.


If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your butt and find something better.


If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.


If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.


If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're an insensitive pig.


If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.


If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.


If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a
pervert.

If you don't, then you can't be straight.


If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.


If you don't, you're unromantic.


If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.


If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.


If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious enough.


If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.





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This has been another Men's Moment, with:

Turin


I have such sites to show you...
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http://members.fortunecity.com/turinturambar/
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/Men_First/
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"He who changeth, altereth, misconstrueth, argueth with, deleteth, or
maketh a lie about these words or causeth them to not be known shall
burn in hell forever and ever...."

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