Aggy wrote:
> Turin wrote:

> > If you're dumb enough to put a woman on a pedestal to protect her
from
> > the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
> >
> > If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
> >
> >
> > If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
> >
> > If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
> >
> >
> > If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is
exploitation.
> >
> > If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
off
> > your butt and find something better.
> >
> >
> > If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
> >
> > If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
> >
> >
> > If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
> >
> > If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
> >
> >
> > If you cry, you're a wimp.
> >
> > If you don't, you're an insensitive pig.
> >
> >
> > If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
> >
> > If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
> > woman.
> >
> >
> > If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
domination.
> >
> > If she asks you, it's a favor.
> >
> >
> > If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a
> > pervert.
> >
> > If you don't, then you can't be straight.
> >
> >
> > If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're
> > sexist.
> >
> >
> > If you don't, you're unromantic.
> >
> >
> > If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
> >
> > If you don't, you're a slob.
> >
> >
> > If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
> >
> > If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
> >
> >
> > If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
> >
> > If you don't, you're not ambitious enough.
> >
> >
> > If she has a headache, she's tired.
> >
> > If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
> >
> You should dump her and find another woman, dear. This one is clearly
> busting for a fight.

Indeed.  If all women are that awful, why do they want one?  :-)
>
> Aggy



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