From: "F/32 Eurydice" 

On Aug 11, 5:28=A0am, Ubiquitous  wrote:
> =95 "This man is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he =
will
> have written the funniest joke in the world, and, as a consequence, he wi=
ll
> die, laughing. . . . It was obvious that this joke was lethal. No one cou=
ld
> read it and live."
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 --"Funniest Joke in the World" sketch,
originally aired O=
ct. 5, 1969
>
> =95 "Joke on Boat Leads to Four Deaths"
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 --headline, CNN.com, Aug. 10

The most common last words - "Oh, ####."
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