Turin wrote:
> If you're dumb enough to put a woman on a pedestal to protect her from
> the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
>
> If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
>
>
> If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
>
> If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
>
> If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
>
> If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
> your butt and find something better.
>
>
> If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
>
> If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
>
>
> If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
>
> If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
>
>
> If you cry, you're a wimp.
>
> If you don't, you're an insensitive pig.
>
>
> If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
>
> If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
> woman.
>
>
> If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
>
> If she asks you, it's a favor.
>
>
> If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a
> pervert.
>
> If you don't, then you can't be straight.
>
>
> If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're
> sexist.
>
>
> If you don't, you're unromantic.
>
>
> If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
>
> If you don't, you're a slob.
>
>
> If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
>
> If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
>
>
> If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
>
> If you don't, you're not ambitious enough.
>
>
> If she has a headache, she's tired.
>
> If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
>
You should dump her and find another woman, dear. This one is clearly
busting for a fight.

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