"Wm"  wrote in message
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> Yesterday I had balloons, flowers, candy or a sloppy Valentine card
> delivered to fifteen women to see how they would react.  Next year I'll
> just employ the top two or three combinations.  Looks like chocolate and
> flowers are the best bet if you're just after some action.
>
> Gift  ==>  Reaction
>
> Balloons only  ==>  "Thanks"
> Flowers only  ==>  "Thanks"
> Chocolate only  ==>  "Thanks"
> Mushy card only  ==>  No reaction
> Balloons and flowers  ==>  Quick hug
> Balloons and chocolate  ==>  Kiss on the cheek
> Balloons and a mushy card  ==>  Quick hug
> Balloons, flowers and a mushy card  ==>  Longish hug
> Balloons, chocolate and a mushy card  ==>  Kiss on the lips
> Balloons, flowers and chocolate  ==>  Lunch date and a quick hug
> Balloons, flowers, chocolate and a mushy card  ==>  Longish kiss
> Flowers and chocolate  ==>  Hug and let me grab her butt
> Flowers and a mushy card  ==>  "Thanks"
> Flowers, chocolate and a mushy card  ==>  Dinner followed by sex*
> Chocolate and a mushy card  ==>  Longish hug and a quick kiss
>
> *This woman is kind of slutty anyway, so this result may not be typical.
> But who cares.

You must have more money than sense m8!!




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