USA wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Feb 2005 18:00:12 GMT, "MCP"

> wrote:
>
> >
> >"bluesmama"  wrote in message
> >news:1108489404.755637.248060{at}z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> >> taken from: http://www.cabaretvoltaire.com/42/archives/000050.html
> >>
> >> The Pee Standing Technique For Women
> >>
> >> 1) Raise the toilet seat.
> >>
> >> 2) Wash your hands.
> >>
> >> 3) Adjust clothing. Trousers shoudl be pulled down in front a few
> >> inches. Skirts should be lifted. Underwear should be pulled down
at the
> >> waistband, or move the fabric at the crotch to one side.
> >>
> >> 4) Using either hand, make a 'V' with your first and second finger
and
> >> spread the inside of your labia minora.
> >>
> >> 5) Lift to the desired angle, then pee. (If you don't spread and
lift,
> >> it could run down your leg.)
> >>
> >> 6) Wipe your labia if neccessary.
> >>
> >> 7) Return the toilet seat to its original position. Wash your
hands and
> >> you're done!
> >>
> >> http://www.ampnet.co.uk/femorabilia/pee_standing.html
> >>
> >> Now we just have to get _everyone_ washing their hands, and we're
good
> >> to go
> >.
> >Better if you just find a tree and cock your leg!!
>
> When I was a kid I had a female spaniel who was a bit confused after
> she was spayed.  She would try to lift her leg to pee like a male dog
> but she always fell over.  Aparently female dogs don't have the same
> natural balance for leg lifting and peeing that male dogs do.
>
> There go's another feminist argument that females "can do everything
> that males do PLUS gestate."  ;-)

No, if you had been paying attention, you'd have seen that I was
laughing at the pathos of someone claiming even a measure of
superiority based on their ability to pee in a stream rather than a
spray.



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