BA> >> And before you ask, I have never had a DUI since I do not drink.

BA> RS> Prove it.

BA>He claims to be a Mormon.  I've no reason to question that claim.
BA>Mormons do not drink alcohol - or coffee or soda pop (I think the ban
BA>is on beverages that contain caffeine).  It therefore follows from
BA>the two  premises that he has
BA>never been drunk, and thus never had a DUI.

You assume that Mormons aren't human then.

I know lots of "Christians"...am I to assume then that none of them have 
ever had sex before marriage, for instance?

For your information, my wife was born and raised Mormon
...and she's with ME! ;)

THINK! 

X CMPQwk 1.42 16554 XI anthropomorphized my penis once...and it beat me at cards.

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