HL> Had shit Xmas.

 HL> Family argument, 2 useless presents, a bout of depression and
 HL> sheer boredom.

I've had a few of those myself.

 HL> I think I'll make my middle name "Scrooge".

 HL> Bah! Humbug! ;-)

 Hmm.. I think you need this. 

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