PO>>>>>>> Normal is a setting on a washing machine.
 LB>>>>>> But you still have to choose if you want a
gentle, normal, or
 LB>>>>>> heavy wash.
 PO>>>>> I didn't think we had /anything/ delicate in here...
 LB>>>> Excuse em moi....am I not the delicate flower here or are you
 LB>>>> going to choose Heather or Darkhalf, hmmmmmm?
 PO>>> A gentleman never tells.  I'm no gentleman, but that doesn't
 PO>>> mean I'll tell...
 LB>> That's probably a good choice on your part.... 

 PO> New Zealand may be 10,000 miles away, but I've heard rumors that
 PO> Heather's Spoon is nuclear capable.

Plus her cell is next to yours....but yes, that spoon of hers does have a long
reach and can do lots of damage.

 LB>>>>>>  Decisions, decisions....
 PO>>>>> Choices, choices.  Hey, who swiped-- Whoops, PG-13...
 LB>>>> Heather did it....
 PO>>> That's right, blame it on the Gnu Zellander...
 LB>> And she denied it yet!

 PO> Par for the course.

But we love the little darling anyways.... :)

 LB>> [shrugs shoulders]

 PO> I could say something, but it would be considered very sexist.

Again, smart move.  I don't feel like hurting you physically tonight....

 PO> That won't stop me from /thinking/ it...

Thank God that's one thing nobody can take away from us...our dirty minds! ;)



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