-=> Daryl Stout wrote to JIMMY ANDERSON <=-

 JA>You know the term, "cuss like a sailor?" Well try spending some time
 JA>around firemen and EMS. :-)

 DS>   Or even in the railroad yards. :P

Never knew that one...

 DS>   I think you said your wife was a paramedic. If so, I'm sure "she has
 DS> seen, and heard it all". :P

Yep!

 DS>   The thing is, with medical professionals, nudity means nothing to
 DS> them...just another day at work. Yet, I've known people who don't want
 DS> to go to the doctor, as they don't want them to see them naked. I reply
 DS> "Like it's something they haven't seen??!!". To me,
medical folks are
 DS> there to save my butt...not kiss it!!

Exactly! And she has a T-Shirt that says something to the effect of 
"Drive safely or I get to see you naked." Another says something like
EMS gets to cut your clothes off.

 DS>   When I was having severe bladder spasms from a urinary catheter after
 DS> kidney stone and prostate surgery earlier this year, I was in the
 DS> Emergency Room of a local hospital, in tears from so much pain. These 2
 DS> good looking female nurses came in, and said "You're not going to like
 DS> us". I said "I'll kiss you if you'll make this pain go
away". They said
 DS> "We have something for that...but it's a suppository"!!
Shall we say
 DS> they gave new meaning to the term "shove it"??!! :P

LOL - when our son was in ICU a cute nurse came in and was checking his
legs and such for movement and pain. He said, "everything below the waist
is JUST FINE."

 DS>   I'm drinking 2 liters of flavored water a day now...mainly peach, but
 DS> the white grape reminds me of what my late wife and I had at our
 DS> wedding reception...and that really is good. I personally can't handle
 DS> "plain water".

I love water!



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