"Connyc"  wrote in message
news:1109147712.475876.8720{at}g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> I dunno, is it just me, or are men - lately - a big fat crashing bore?
>
> SEX    It's so "over."
>
> Can we ever move beyond yucky primitive SEX? Come on, it's a mess.
> Okay, why don't YOU do the laundry, then? And don't interrupt my
> precious sleep! I must have the full, serene eight hours!
>
> Not to mention the way those porn sites - which men adore - can really
> crash a computer. What a serious fuckup, and not in a fun pleasurable
> way, either.
>
> Next we have the fragile male ego. Oh, those delicate blossoms, so
> balloon-like!! One must ALWAYS keep them inflated and pumped up, or
> else ..........call a WAAAHHHMMBULANCE!
>
> Men. They simply HAVE TO father chylldrun! "My dick works!" 
"I must
> re-create my own fabulousness!"
>
> 
>
> But can they actually LIVE? Doing ALL THIS: cooking, laundry, caring
> for pets, gardening, landscaping, renovating the house, redecorating,
> entertaining other humans, remembering birthdays with cards and gifts,
> furnishing, cleaning, ironing, snow shovelling, roof raking, going to
> funerals, weddings, graduations and other occasions WITH GIFTS,
> corresponding with relatives and friends, taking trash out, remembering
> which week is recycling week, buying presents, cards * wrappings,
> groceries, lawn fertilizer, cat food, taking the dog for the biannual
> rabies shot, getting the furnace annually serviced, paying for fuel,
> maintaining the cars, vacuuming, scrubbing, soaking 12 pairs of white
> curtains in Oxi-Clean and then pressing and hanging them, organizing
> the annual yard sale, selling things on eBay all year long to get
> grocery money, making sure that YOU, THE GUY, are always well-fed,
> well-dressed, and dwelling in a tidy, clean house. CRIPES.
>
> Need I continue?
>
> I am SO NOT IMPRESSED with men these days. Go ahead, try to prove me
> wrong. I challenge you.
>
> Preferring canines above all else,
>
> C.

LOL! Stay with your dog cause that's the "ONLY" sex you will get!!




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