For no apparent reason, Linda Bence shouted to me:

 PO>>>> A gentleman never tells.  I'm no gentleman, but that doesn't
 PO>>>> mean I'll tell...
 LB>>> That's probably a good choice on your part.... 
 PO>> New Zealand may be 10,000 miles away, but I've heard rumors that
 PO>> Heather's Spoon is nuclear capable.
 LB> Plus her cell is next to yours....but yes, that spoon of hers does have
 LB> a long reach and can do lots of damage.

Ah, that explains all the extra sound-proofing.

 LB>>>>>>>  Decisions, decisions....
 PO>>>>>> Choices, choices.  Hey, who swiped-- Whoops, PG-13...
 LB>>>>> Heather did it....
 PO>>>> That's right, blame it on the Gnu Zellander...
 LB>>> And she denied it yet!
 PO>> Par for the course.
 LB> But we love the little darling anyways.... :)

I dunno about that; they grow them rather large Down Under...

 LB>>> [shrugs shoulders]
 PO>> I could say something, but it would be considered very sexist.
 LB> Again, smart move.  I don't feel like hurting you physically
 LB> tonight....

Maybe tomorrow?

Forget about mental/emotional/psychological damage; my mom beat you to it
by about 30 years.

 PO>> That won't stop me from /thinking/ it...
 LB> Thank God that's one thing nobody can take away from us...our dirty
 LB> minds! ;)

OMEN!!


Phil Osophy

... "Evil, aren't I?" - Tom Chorlton, UltraBorg

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