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Date: Wed, 26 Oct 2005 20:18:48 -0400
Subject: Tacky joke, anyone ?
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"Herman Trivilino" bravely wrote to "Miles Maxted" (26 Oct 05 18:13:33)
--- on the heady topic of "Tacky joke, anyone ?"
>> Heard at a New Year's Eve party:
>>
>> Q: What is the definition of a tachyon?
>>
>> A: It's a gluon that's not completely dry.
HT> Two atoms are sitting at a bar. One says to the other, "I lost an
HT> electron".
HT> "You lost an electron! Are you sure?"
HT> "I'm positive."
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Gimme a Mexican beer."
Instead of handing him a beer, though, the bartender starts shouting "Okay,
everybody out! Right now! Out you go!" and herds everyone out into the
street. The solar physicist shakes his head sadly. "Dang," he remarks,
"should've seen that Corona mass ejection coming."
This solar physicist walks into a bar and says the the bartender,
"I'd prefer a cold Corona."
Living On Earth May Be Expensive, But It Includes A Free Annual Trip Around
the Sun.
There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene.
"They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright
brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." -- Carl Sagan
WHAT IS TIME
Time is absolute Isaac Newton
Time is relative Albert Einstein
Time is the 4-th dimension Hermann Minkowski
Time is conjugate to energy Werner Heisenberg
Time squared is length cubed Johannes Kepler
Time is another manifestation of mass Alexander Abian
Time is inverse of frequency Heinrich Herz
Root locus in the time-plane Routh Hurwitz
Time is money Bertrand Russel
Peace for our time Neville Chamberlain in 1938
How the time flies -- its almost noon Charles Bronson to Henry Fonda
Once upon a time In a fairy tale, in the West
Time is on my side Mick Jagger
Time to remember Come September
Time schedules Railway Station
Time is my newspaper Sir Murdoch
You only have the present time Sun Dial
I never have time to read books Francois Sagan
Time will open all wounds Strange Comfort
Googolplex bottles of beer on the wall,
Googolplex bottles of beer;
Take one down, pass it around,
Um...ah.......oops.
M*i*k*e
.. 6.02 * 103 bottles of beer on the wall...
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