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Date: Wed, 26 Oct 2005 14:13:32 -0400
Subject: Tacky joke, anyone ?
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>> Heard at a New Year's Eve party:
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>> Q: What is the definition of a tachyon?
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>> A: It's a gluon that's not completely dry.

Two atoms are sitting at a bar.  One says to the other, "I lost an electron".

"You lost an electron!  Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."