G'morning Heather, 

 HL>> But I heard you were feeling fruity...
 MM> Madam, these fishnets still have herrings in 'em..
 HL> And the ladder in them is for "scale"-ing?

Very finny ... but I use a cherry-picker for reaching up 'em, or 
just the elevator when trawling around.

 HL> So you haven't had the pleasure of the STK... Shock Therapy Kit.

Its difficult to know after the last prefrontal lobotomy, but then 
one never knows what knowledge really comprehends if you know what 
I mean - after all, the synatic tangle looks great but whatever ?

 HL> When you give the tributes of Pizza, chocolate and Ice cold Pepsi,
 HL> you will be given a cell of your own. You can choose any colour
 HL> for your cell and for your new straightjacket.

It's `strait'jacket; one doesn't mind what is done with the 
apparatii, but its ECT time for your wordspeller !

 HL> You will also be given a
 HL> weapon of your choice. Mine is a SuperSoaker 2000 watergun.
 HL> Your cell will have your name personally painted on the door.
 HL> What you keep in that cell is up to you. We have regular feasts,
 HL> booze ups and the occasional bath.
 HL> A normal day in here is the equivalent of a lunatic asylum. Except in
 HL> this case... the loonies have taken over. 

Mmmm ... and wraights need not apply ?

 HL> That's definitely not me. I go "zzzzzzz" in the night.

That's much better than my nocturnal callings...

:-(
 
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