Rob wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 12:58:01 +0000, Ray Gordon wrote:
>
>
>>>>When someone puts a fiream in your face and makes a demand,
all humans,
>>>>if they want to live, should do one thing.
>>>>
>>>>Comply.
>>>
>>>Unless, like me, you carry your own firearm,
>>
>>Ah, a penis compensator.  Gun nuts are so lame.
>
>
> yes, we all feel so much safer in our prisons, courthouses, high schools
> and airports where we completely outlaw guns. nothing bad happens
> in those places ...

don't pay any mind to ray's penis rants. he's secretly gay, i think. his
penile fixations attest to that. "his dating advice couldn't get any
gayer" according to the popeye song.

he thought himself to be jesus, spiderman, a gym coach. blah blah...

with his "bluto" attitude (meaning she has a bf and he will stomp you
because your personality sux) or as i like to say, "date-fearmongering"
ray must think himself to be popeye.


i created this little ditty to spread the love and the applesauce...


hope you enjoy...


(to the tune of "popeye the sailor")


ray gordon, seduction man
his whole life is just one big scam
he's so weak on usenet
is he dumb? boy, don't you bet,
on ray having a clue, with his spam!

his scared shitless of "bluto"
he "heard it all on neil cavuto" that...
chycks are finding out 'bout all the players
not that ray'd ever be swimmin''
with any kind o' women
his dating advice couldn't get any gayer.


dumb ray gordon, anti-seduction man
his brain's taken it on the lam
reasonable logic he defies
when he screams, threatens and lies
ray gordon, crybaby girlie-man

toot-toot!



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