G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>>>> But I heard you were feeling fruity...
 MM>>> Madam, these fishnets still have herrings in 'em..
 HL>>> And the ladder in them is for "scale"-ing?
 MM>> Very finny ... but I use a cherry-picker for reaching up
 MM>> 'em, or just the elevator when trawling around.
 HL>> Ah... these fish puns are a bad halibut of mine.
 MM> But the good oil is that they rank high on the scale of
 MM> sommat or t'other !
 HL> Ah... codswallop!

Wallop away while you can - there's not many where that cod came 
from...

 HL> I hate to guess where they put the plug.

Oh, the pain of being the butt of so many jokules...

 HL> She likes her men in cuffs... 'specially the fluffy red cuffs.

Sad - I wear my trews straight, I fear.

 HL> Then you'll be used to Linda and Darkhalf.

Mmmm ... I do not know - what do they charge like ?

 HL>  - Therapy might help but hissing & spitting obscenities is much
 HL> cheaper!

Och aye ... and justifies a good bout of redirected aggression to 
cap the bargain.

:-(
 
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