LB> 

 RY>>>>>> "Hark.. is this an opthamologist I see
before me?"
 LB>>>>> I wear many hats as you know.  You need me to fit you for
 LB>>>>> glasses?  :)
 RY>>>> Thanks no, I have all the glasses I need, lined up here in
 RY>>>> front of me...
 LB>>> Then here's some lens cleaner and an old cloth diaper to wipe
 LB>>> them with.

 RY>> I'd rather have a shot of Old Steam Cleaner and a barcloth....

 LB> Careful what you wish for....

 LB> [handing Ray a Steam Cleaner Vaccuum and a Loin Cloth]

 LB> I think I heard you correctly...enjoy!  You can start with my cell
 LB> with the vaccuum please.... :)

Geeze, this job sucks.. were it not for the potential of the loincloth, I'd
think I was being used...

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