> With good reason, too. It's difficult to find out why
> you're not being published when no one will tell you,
> or even give a hint.
>
> LJ

Dear Author:

We've read your manuscript, and regret to have to inform you that
(we've checked those that apply):

[X] You use too many vowels.
[X] You use too many consonants.
[X] You use too many words.
[X] Your work has too many pages.
[X] We receive too many manuscripts that use too many
	[x] vowels
	[x] consonants
	[x] words
	[x] pages

Please understand that this is just our opinion. You may find that
other publishers think you use just the right number of

	[x] vowels
	[x] consonants
	[x] words
	[x] pages

for them. Don't be discouraged.

Yours very customarily,

Ed Itter

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Quinn Tyler Jackson

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