From: John Beamish 

On Tue, 9 May 2000 18:08:41 -0500, Bill Lucy  wrote:

>Even though Alaska is large,

An Alaskan congressperson and a Texan congressperson are arguing in a bar. 
The argument grows heated until the Alaskan says, "If you're not
careful, we'll split Alaska in half and you'll be number three."

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