HL>>>  - I fed some lemon to my cat.....now I've got a sour puss.
 MM>> It might have helped if you'd peeled it first....
 HL>> I couldn't keep the cat still long enough for me to peel it.
 MM> Borrow my electrifiable mouse !

I think someone pinched it and hid it in their cell.

 MM> You'll need your rubber gloves,  but its a gift to unzip him while
 MM> his paw's stuck on 20,000 volts as he stares at the screen in
 MM> a paralytic pose...

Sounds like a certain older family member here at home. Glued to the
TV non-stop.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - All right, who put the neon sign "Free Meals to Strays" on the house?

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