G'trawling George, 

 HL>  MM> suppose you'd prefer fear-jerkers like "The Blair Fish
 HL>  MM> Project" or"Silence of the Lemmings" ?  Or
escapist filets
 HL>  MM> starring Mussel Crowe or Prawn Connery ?
 HL> I prefer the James Bond Movie... Goldfisher, or Charlies Angelfish,
 HL> Skatey Movie or Fishing Impossible.

 GP> So I take it you've haddock with those other?

 GP> You're not the sole one from that school of thought. Everyone's singing
 GP> the salmon sad tuna these days.

 GP> Most of what the gov'mint has to say is just one big red herring as
 GP> viewed from the heart and sole of many a fine cod-loving Newfie, and
 GP> much of what they've done quite simply smelt.

 GP> Their fate is sealed; they represent a net loss as they flounder about
 GP> aimlessly... and they'll never be fleet enough to catch a fish.

I suspect there's an anti-mollusctation order prohibiting 
punfishment on this scale...you may need legal kelp !


:-(
 
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