G'morning Heather, 

 HL> Codswallop! What a load of abalone! That wasn't whelk-ome. In fact
 HL> it made me rather crabby in mood. ;-)

Perhaps a song might cheer you up ? 
"Mister Sand Dab, Send me a Bream...." or "It Haddock be You" ?
Just don't ask for "You Walrus Hurt The One You Love".....

 HL> But here's something more interesting, Salmon found Linda's
 HL> hidden stash of chocolate. Let's eat!

It haddock be chocolate - not good for the carp ! Full of 
endolphins and coleslaw...  I take very little, just once in a 
whale.

 HL> PS... got a new keyboard and I'm not used to it! Eeeek!!

 HL> Also got a new DVD Rom drive... definitely not used to that!! 

Congratulations !  How about a verse or two of "When You Fish Upon 
A Star" or "I Cod Have Danced All Night" to celebrate ?

:-( 
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