G'morning Heather, 

 HL> Naa... I decided to go for a walk. While I was trout and about, salmon
 HL> called Skipper had an accident. I told him "Watch out for the
 HL> mudskipper" but he slipped and fell in. I pulled him out and found out
 HL> he was a fan of Cliff Pilchard.

At least he didn't favour Cod Stewart or Pikel Jackson ... 

Incidentally, I know its very punny but yaw yarn brought "Fiddler 
Crab On The Roof" to mind .

:-(
  
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