G'morning Heather, 

 MM>>> Borrow my electrifriable mouse !
 HL>>> I think someone pinched it and hid it in their cell.
 MM>> Heh, heh ... guess what's going to happen when the celluar
 MM>> wakeup call comes in ?
 HL>> If it vibrates at that time, then I'll know who swiped it.
 MM> Vibrates ? My electrifriable mouse ? No one tells me owt..
 HL> Well... the person who has it won't.

Mmmm ... so they'll keep mum at the trillion-volt climax ?

 HL>  - Why do people park on driveways, and drive on parkways?

They're multi-cultural parents at my school - with the locals 
claiming the sole right to drive through the students on the 
pavements.  Parking on the broken yellow lines identifies the 
immigrants.

:-(
 
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