G'morning Heather again, 

 MM> Hae ye a wee Ayrshire Henderson ?  In a spray can ?
HL> 
 HL> This is faster than a spray can.

Och - a wee spray from Lox Lomand itsel !

 HL>>>  - Hell:  Backing up an 800 MB disk with 360k floppies...
 MM>> Mmmm - spreading tarton them could make them harder...
 HL>> Depends on the tart... if she's willing or not! ;-)))))
 MM> Dont know about that sort of thing - but the manual says
 MM> that, if it works, a close listen should hear the hormone...
 HL> Quickery still... don't pay her.

Pay her ?  In this day of consensuality ? Awa wi thee...

You bring to mind an old Army joke - and the reasons for 
forgetting it in the first place....

 HL>  - "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

Ah, the thought that cheers me off to sleep at nights...

:-(
 
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