At 07:50 AM 4/14/03 -0600, Kestrel wrote:

>Thought I'd pass this along because I got a slight chuckle out of it.
>First of all... the subject line: OMG YOUR SO MEAN!  I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID
>THAT TO ME!
>
>(let's play spot the stupid grammar mistake!)


Yeah, that one wins the lucky girl a trip back to fifth grade . . .

I can only imagine that you opened the e-mail out of curiosity at what must
be contained in a message with such a subject line as that.  

Frankly, I'd like to do a lot worse to her.

>and then the body of the msg:

Not to mint a pun, mind . . . 

>HeyMy Name Is Melissa, I am a student at FSU.

Oh, Hay-soos KREIST!  Why did this bimbo have to sully the name of my alma
mammy?  (Though I don't believe for a minute she really is enrolled in any
college . . . unless it's the University of Florida. )

>I am just busy drinking
>with my friends and looking for someone to show off to on 
>webcam and I came up with your e-mail, I love my boobs 
>there so pretty :)

Your e-mail, and a few hundred thousand others which were on the list she
paid HOW MUCH for?  Heeheehee.

Truly, stupid is as stupid does.

Don't let all
>this alcohol goto waste! href="come" target="new">ttp://rd.yahoo.com/dir/?come">http://hothost.bz/abc/turn/melissa">come
see
>me (click here).Hope to see ya sooooon sexxxy!
>-Melissa

She's about as good with HTML as she is with English, sad to say.

>(let's play spot the stupid grammar mistake again!)

Which one?

>And then let's contemplate the type person who'd be so into their own boobs
>they'd comment to strangers about how pretty they are

In a word, pathetic.

>Then, finally, let us all note once again (as if we needed to) that abuse of
>alcohol does indeed make you stupid

It's a continuous feedback loop, y'know.

>I only wish I cared enough to find them and point it all out to them.

Would be a waste of time, like trying to teach a pig to sing.

>While they're bound and gagged in an English Appreciation Chair.
>
>And then I'd read them some Vogon poetry.

That's the fitting punishment; worse than whatever I could have come up
with.  I'll help.

After all, I was the first prize winner in the Vogon poetry contest at a
local gaming convention here several years ago.

But then, I was also the only entrant . . .



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