LB>>>>> 
 HL>>>>>>>> I know it's a bird... You know it's a
bird, but does
 HL>>>>>>>> Linda?
 PO>>>>>>> 
 PO>>>>>>> I guess we'll find out in a few days.  Hope
she doesn't
 PO>>>>>>> try to swim back...
 HL>>>>>> Just watch the way she walks. That should give away as
 HL>>>>>> to what happened.
 LB>>>>> Plotting with Phil???  
 LB>>>>> I refuse to get off this chair and give you guys the
 LB>>>>> chance....
 HL>>>> Good! It'll give the superglue on the seat a better chance
 HL>>>> to stick.
 LB>>> Just as long as I have the t.v. and the remote, my Corona's
 LB>>> (with lime and salt) and mallowpuffs in front of me....
 HL>> Then don't eat the chocolate Cheesecake... made with your
 HL>> laxative chocolate.
 LB> We use fiber here now.  If you found any of those left over
 LB> chocolate laxatives I'd flush them if I were you....

I had to use the last of the stuff somehow. So I decided to wait for
an unsuspecting Park or Miles to eat it.

 LB> But look!  I've a strawberry cheesecake!!!
 LB> [holds out a freshly make strawberry cheesecake]

Ummmm... have you got lemon cheesecake? Strawberry seeds
play havoc in my teeth.

 LB> Got milk?

I've still got that Ayreshire cow that belongs to Miles in the back yard.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - "Who peed in the gene pool?!?!?!?"

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