In a message to All, Michiel van der Vlist wrote:

MvdV> Still no weapons of mass destruction found...

Weapons Found

      News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces
    have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained teacher Mohammed
    Al-Hazar.

      Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession
    of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.

      US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and
    overwhelming evidence that Iraq did indeed possess weapons of math
    instruction.

       N'a pale pi ta,
           Rachel

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