G'morning Heather, 

 MM> - and quite finny, I fort.  Now excuse me,  eel have to hurry if I'm
 MM> not to miss the opening cast of "Home Abalone" on the net...
 HL> Ach! That programme is a load of carp. The weak plots are always
 HL> dabbing about. They're have such minnow facts.

"Minnow It Can Be Told", as the old song has it....  I suppose 
you'd prefer fear-jerkers like "The Blair Fish Project" or"Silence 
of the Lemmings" ?  Or escapist filets starring Mussel Crowe or 
Prawn Connery ?

:-(
 
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