G'morning Heather again, 

 HL>>>  - I fed some lemon to my cat.....now I've got a sour puss.
 MM>> It might have helped if you'd peeled it first....
 HL>> I couldn't keep the cat still long enough for me to peel it.
 MM> Borrow my electrifiable mouse !
 HL> I think someone pinched it and hid it in their cell.

Heh, heh ... guess what's going to happen when the celluar wakeup 
call comes in ?

 HL> Sounds like a certain older family member here at home. Glued to the
 HL> TV non-stop.

Might that not be a blessing on ocassion ?

 HL>  - All right, who put the neon sign "Free Meals to Strays" on the
 HL> house?

Now that's EVIL - it'll attract all the litter-ratti ...

:-(
 
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