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Well, here I am; back again after a hard day in the trenches of promoting rational anarchism. Worked the election today as a poll clerk. Secretary, to be specific. There are four "clerks" per table. A Scrutineer, who handles the ballots, the Secretary, who identifies voters, and two clerks to watch us both. You'd think a political system that consistently cranks out so much fodder to bitch about would leave itself wide open to some juicy criticism from a cynic; wouldn't you? However, there is actuallly not a much I can criticize. Altogether it's a pretty well balanced and checked system. The Scrutineer can't stuff the ballot box because the Secretary keeps him honest, and the Secretary can't juggle the numbers because the two poll clerks keep him honest, and once an hour during the day a representative from each of the parties drops by (or is allowed to, anyway), to pick up the running tally of how many have voted to keep us all honest. And, I'm sitting there thinking to myself, if we don't think the dozy bastards have been honest enough this is our chance to throw them out into the street to starve. Lot's of all kinds of very persnickety bureaucratic annoyances as well, none of which I really minded given that they were all to ensure that the exercise of power being exercised by Us The Pipples. So I must have signed or initialed about a hundred pieces of paper of official balloting seals (the sticky tape kind, thank you and ha ha), and so affixing thereunto them by authority such weight and import as made of them official dockumynts. And first thing tomorrow morning I'm going to start bitching about whoever won of course. ===== Did you ever hear anyone say, "That work had better be banned because I might read it and it might be very damaging to me"? --Joseph Henry Jackson >From the Lair of Fang-Face DreamWeaver and The Encyclopedia Michael Nellis http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/dreamweaver/index.html __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com --- Rachel's Little NET2FIDO Gate v 0.9.9.8 Alpha* Origin: Rachel's Experimental Echo Gate (1:135/907.17) SEEN-BY: 633/267 270 @PATH: 135/907 123/500 106/2000 633/267 |
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