G'morning Heather, 

 MM> I'm so into orgasmic food these days, I think I'll paint it
 MM> tartan ....

 HL> What tartan do you want? Stewart? Hall? MacDonald...etc?
 HL> 

Hae ye a wee Ayrshire Henderson ?  In a spray can ?

 HL>>  - Hell:  Backing up an 800 MB disk with 360k floppies...
 MM> Mmmm - spreading tarton them could make them harder...
 HL> Depends on the tart... if she's willing or not! ;-)))))

Dont know about that sort of thing - but the manual says that, if 
it works, a close listen should hear the hormone...

:-(
 
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