G'morning Heather, 

 MM>>>> Borrow my electrifriable mouse !
 HL>>>> I think someone pinched it and hid it in their cell.
 MM>>> Heh, heh ... guess what's going to happen when the celluar
 MM>>> wakeup call comes in ?
 HL>>> If it vibrates at that time, then I'll know who swiped it.
 MM>> Vibrates ? My electrifriable mouse ? No one tells me owt..
 HL>> Well... the person who has it won't.
 MM> Mmmm ... so they'll keep mum at the trillion-volt climax ?
 HL> Just listen for the swearing...

Or something ... kinda depends on the nature of the outcome...

 HL> Yep... nothing more aggressive than a mother dropping her kids off
 HL> to school.

Try me on a wet day with the local highways all jammed up by lulu- 
head chatting on a cellphone, drinking coffee, vaguely in charge 
of a Hummer spewing kids and gear in our busbay whilst blocking a 
bevy of beeping buses...

 HL>  - "And now the penguin on top of your television set will
explode."

Picture of Linux on-screen, nearing the end of the Warsaw Concerto 
on his toy piano, as Snoopy makes the announcement ?

:-(

 
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