G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>> You've never heard Park set his trousers alight when he's in
 HL>> the STK. There's a buzz and a loud scream, followed by
 HL>> running steps and then the words of "I mustn't fart!" when
 HL>> he rushes to the pond outside.
 MM> That'd be worth a penny to see - four farthings, to be
 MM> precise...

 HL> You'll have to buy your own gas mask.

No fair - last time, They issued me with one for nothing....

 HL>  - "He who laughs last doesn't get the joke"

Pardon ?

:-(
 
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