Good Evening Miles,

 MM>> `Twasn't me that, err, stimulated her, ummmm, motivations -
 MM>> truly, I was over there all the time...
 LB>> Wow, and we haven't even met yet...

 MM> How-de-do, Ma'am 

I'm doing well, nice to meet ya!  [high fives Miles]

No need to curtesy here.  Someone would most likely goose you anyways...

 LB>> Hello Miles and welcome!  I'm your friendly and loveable
 LB>> moderator here. Pick up a straight jacket and relax...did you
 LB>> bring any Pepsi, pizza, chocolate or cheesecake with you?

 MM> Err ... I left a few tonnes in geostatic orbit;  pray take this
 MM> remote ... just press your choice and wait  offshore>. I fear that its all Diet Coke up there - I dont do
 MM> Pepsi Down Under.

The remote will do.  Your charm will do for the other missing tributes.  Have
no fear...I've always got lot's of Pepsi here for my dear loonies.  Has Heather
shown you your cell yet?

 MM>  Your straight jacket's very strong - I much prefer
 MM> a hacking jacket in Harris Tweed,  but you can't get the wood
 MM> these days...

Sorry, but here hacking jackets won't do.  Here, take a hit off the STK and in
a few seconds you'll just love that straight jacket!  :)

 MM> :-(

Take 2 hits and you'll be smiling....but since you're new with the STK you can
only use it for 3 minutes.  We don't want to fry you....not yet anyways.  ;)



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