On a releted nute-a I oonce-a ves et a freeend's huoose-a und he-a hed a
noo leetter ooff keettens thet hed beee burn a foo veeks egu. Ve-a tuuk
zeem oooot ooff zee cege-a und pleyed veet zeem oon zee deening ruum
teble-a. Zeey vere-a elmust foolly groon, ebuoot zee seeze-a ooff a mun's
pelm. My freeend hedn't nemed zee keettens yet, becoose-a zeere-a vere-a
su muny ooff zeem. It suun beceme-a epperent thet zeese-a keettens vuoold
stert unuzeer noo leetter iff my freeend deedn't get reed ooff zeem. Su
ve-a vere-a deceeding vhet tu du veet thees prublem vhee he-a bruke-a
oooot a cese-a ooff beer. Ve-a drunk und pleyed veet zee keettens ell
thruoogh zee ifeneeng. Zee leettle-a keettens vere-a mekeeng toords ell
oofer zee teble-a und leettle-a pooddles ooff peeddle-a leeked here-a
und zeere-a. Ve-a vuoold peeck zeem up by zeeur teeels und poot zeem
oon oooor shuoolders, ell zee vheele-a knuckeeng beck sume-a broo. Ve-a
treeed tu geefe-a zee leettle-a creetters sume-a ooff it boot oonly
oone-a deeegned tu teke-a a leettle-a seep ooff it. I gooess et thet
teeme-a ve-a drunk must ooff zee cese-a ooff beer und ve-a vere-a pretty
veeld. Ve-a sterted pleyeeng tuss veet zee leettle-a foorry creetoores
und I treeed jooggleeng zeem. Vell, in oooor droonkee stete-a ve-a
veren't dueeng tuu vell su ve-a tuuk zeem tu zee keetchee tu see-a vhet
foon theengs zeere-a vere-a tu du veet zeem. Vell, thees huoose-a ves
a beet oold fesheeuned, und oone-a ooff zee implements ves a red meet
greender, yuoo knoo, oone-a ooff thuse-a theengs yuoo poot meet in a
foonnel und toorn zee hundle-a und it cumes oooot in itty beetty peeeces?
Yeeh, vell ve-a vere-a joost pretendeeng tu be-a pootteeng oone-a ooff zee
keettens in, yuoo knoo, und ve-a vere-a loogheeng leeke-a muneeecs leeke-a
it ves zee foonneeest theengs in zee vurld. My freeend ves shekeeng,
und I theenk he-a lust hees greep. Et uny rete-a, ve-a cuooldn't feend
zee keettee. It moost hefe-a fellee sumoohere-a. Su ve-a stuud eruoond
tryeeng tu luuk thruoogh zee heze-a tu try tu feegoore-a oooot vhere-a
it vent. Ve-a heerd leettle-a sqeekeeng nueeses in zee foonnel ooff zee
meet greender, und in a feet ooff heelerity, ve-a spoon zee hundle-a a
foo teemes.  Bork Bork Bork!  Mun, yuoo nefer heerd sooch a nueese-a. Zee
leettle-a besterd hed fellee in, und vhee my freeend toorned zee theeng,
zee keettee let oooot un ier peurceeng sqooeek, und yuoo cuoold heer
leettle-a scretcheeng suoonds in it. bluud ves sterteeng tu dreebble-a
oooot ooff zee ixhoost theengy, vheech ve-a thuooght ves ebsuoolootely
theegh sleppeeng. Su ve-a vuoold toorn zee hundle-a a leettle-a, mekeeng a
 suoond,und zee zee leettle-a gooy vuoold gu , su ve-a
vere-a gueeng   und
mun, ves it a reeut! Pretty suun it stupped mekeeng nueese-a und thees
hurrendoos mess ves dreebbling ell oofer zee seenk su ve-a gefe-a it
up und treeed tu feend zee rest ooff zee foorry rets.  Bork Bork Bork!
My freeend tuld me-a tu gezeer up zee rest ooff zee creetters und he-a
vuoold be-a reeght beck. Vell, in my stoopur, I cuoold herdly stund
steell, su peecking up zee uneemels vhu hed roon luuse-a ell oofer zee
keetchee ves pretty herd. I peecked zeem up und poot zeem beck oon
zee keetchee seenk. I ves a beet cloomsy und I heppened tu step oon
oone-a, mekeeng a luood snep. Zee puur gooy ves ves lyeeng sqooeshed,
hees erms tveetching eruoond leeke-a he-a ves tryeeng tu get up oor
sumetheeng. Zeere-a ves bluud roonneeng oooot ooff hees iers. Mun, ves
it a seeght! I peecked it up by its teeel und tussed it pleyffoolly et
my freeend vhu run in veet un keetchee implement. He-a shooed me-a zee
Qooseenert he-a hed guttee frum zee besement, und buy, deed ve-a hefe-a
a feet! Ve-a ebsulootely shreeeked veet loogher es I gezeered up zee
foorrbells thet vere-a roonneeng eruoond in zee seenk. Ve-a poot zeem
in zee yelloo chember in zee mudern cooseene-a vunder. Vell, it vesn't
iesy, vhet veet zeem cleembing oooot. Ve-a gut zeem ell seeled in, veet
zee tup ve-a hed tu try a foo teemes tu meke-a it snep in plece-a. Buy,
yuoo shuoolda seee thuse-a gooys in thet teeght spece-a! Zeey vere-a
joompeeng ell oofer iech oozeer und luukeeng thruoogh thet plesteec,
sneeffffing et it und pootteeng zeeur pevs up egeeenst it vhee ve-a
tepped oon it. Zeeur beedy bleck iyes luukeeng et us inqooseetifely und
zeeur nuses tveetching. Vell, ve-a cuooldn't huld ooffff zee tempteshun
unymure-a; oooor seedes vere-a spleetting. Su es I looghed leeke-a a
muneeec, my freeend's hund thoomped furmly oon zee "oon" boottun. Ooh,
voo! Thuse-a Keettens  leeped leeke-a crezy, leeke-a vhee yuoo sheke-a a
bux ooff merbles. Zee blede-a vesn't dueeng tuu vell es thuse-a mungled
keettens gut cooght oon zee blede-a und vere-a frunteecelly vefeeng
zeeur pevs es zee mecheene-a greended. Thees oone-a gooy hed hees looer
edbudmee reepped ooffff und yuoo cuoold see-a zee vet inseedes, und
he-a ves crevleeng eruoond in hees frunt legs. Zeere-a ves unuzeer veet
helff hees fece-a sleeced ooffff und he-a ves roobbeeng it veet hees pevs
leeke-a he-a ves vundereeng vhet ves gueeng oon.  Bork Bork Bork!  Et uny
rete-a, my freeend treeed tu get zee blede-a unstoock by poosheeng zee
"Poolse-a" boottun a cuoople-a teemes, und zee Qooseenert ves gueeng
"VHOOM!" "VHOOM!" "VHOOM!", vheech joost berely mesked oooot zee
recket zee creetters vere-a mekeeng.  Bork Bork Bork!  Feenelly, zee
dern creetoores stupped mufeeng eruoond, und zeen zee blede-a vent
"clekety cleckety cleckety" es it greended up zee leettle-a keettee
bunes. Ve-a cuooldn't see-a unytheeng in it effter thet, es zeere-a ves
thees reddeesh broon peste-a smeered ell oofer zee seedes veet beets und
peeeces ve-a vere-a tryeeng tu feegoore-a oooot vheech belunged tu vheech
keettee. Ve-a vere-a reelly gueeng et it, boot zeen zee iffffects ooff
zee beer ves feenelly tekeeng its tull, su ve-a deceeded tu cell it a
neeght. I creshed in hees leefing ruum cuooch und choockled myselff tu
sleep, es he-a foombled upsteurs.  Bork Bork Bork!  Su zee murel ooff
thees stury is thet yuoo shuoold oonly pooree' leettle-a uneemels in a
meet greender oor a Qooeesinert. Hoo muny "mun" seezed uneemels du yuoo
knoo thet cun be-a pleced in sooch a smell plece-a? Hefe-a yuoo treeed
thees veet ferrets? Hoo du yuoo knoo vhet is trooe-a? Vell, fects ere-a
fects, booddy, und yuoo shuooldn't du thees veet toortles oor oozeer
uneemels thet ere-a herd tu greend up. Gud deedn't meke-a Mun smell
inuoogh, vheech leed tu zee fect thet ve-a hefe-a tu depend oon teeny
creetoores fur interteeenment.  Bork Bork Bork!
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