At 08:58 AM 4/24/03 -0500, gumbie tygress wrote:
> 
>Here is a small collection of food punnies courtesy of reader Peg
>Swanson:
> 
>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
>A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
>Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
>Sure, the grocery store clerk can sell meat. But will he produce?
>A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled
>hearing.
>I've seen some really awful truffles in my day.  Nobody knows the
>truffles I've seen.
>When I realized I was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, I decided to
>quit cold turkey.
 
I went walking down the foreign foods aisle and found that it was chili
today, but hot tamale.

Veloci--feed me puns--raptor
 

--- Rachel's Little NET2FIDO Gate v 0.9.9.8 Alpha