G'morning Heather once yet again, 

 HL> Q: What do you call a Roman Soldier with a pubic hair in his teeth?
 HL> A:  Gladiator.

That's a bit rank for a centorian on the flank...

 HL> 

No use hiding if the hunter has a piece of nature's flosser 
handy..

 HL>  - Headline:  Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies

Must have been before the Big Freeze...

:-( 
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