G'morning Linda, 

 LB> Can you play Reeky Martins music on the bagpipes?

I dont have a good record at it - my efforts at playing Beethoven 
on them resulted in a terrible 100-0 loss...

 MM> But I'm a hacker !  Look, I bought my own chainsaw  can tell that no-one's going to ask me to play>.

 LB> I'll play, as long as I can use by bow & arrow and hockey stick.

Oh goody - anybody else for tennis ?

 MM> With a stick, please ... I'll soon curvulate your straight jacket.
 MM> Turn it round, lengthen the sleeves and decorate it with straps
 MM> and locks and - Bingo !,  a genuine Straitjacket fit for any
 MM> Asylum...

 LB> Are you a tailor?

Of the philogical persuasion, with a passion for etymological 
precision....  may one take your inside-leg ?

 MM> I fear that when I stand on my head, it takes ages for the
 MM> bootprints on my nose and cheeks to heal...
 LB> psssst....take your shoes off next time...

That's how I pick my noses -  what do you think of this week's 
ensemble ?

:-(

 
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