MM> G'morning Heather Lennox,

 HL>>>> Or a record of Cliff Pilchard singing continuously "Goodbye
 HL>>>> Salmon, Hello Salmonella".
 MM>>> Naaa ... give me Nat Kingi Cole bubbling "It Haddock
Be You"
 MM>>> or "When You Fish Upon A Star" in some unending
smedoly from
 MM>>> the 50's...
 HL>>> I prefer the song by Screaming Lord Sutch.... "Jack The
 HL>>> Kipper".
 MM>> Mmmm...not even if he tried "Mackerel the Knife" - but I
 MM>> could go for Kylie Minnow, appropiately attired, singing "I
 MM>> Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Skate"...
 HL>> Or Jan & Dean's "Fin Fin Fin"...

 MM> Bream Marlin's "That's a Moray" ?

 HL>>  - My cat's not my familiar - he's more my peculiar!

 MM> Aha !  Let's hear him sing the first verse of "Chlamydia"....

I thought Groucho Marx sang that tune, "chlamydia the tattooed lady..."

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