LB>>> Has Heather shown you your cell yet?
 MM>> Not actually ... she's been busy netting other fish to fry.
 HL>> It's down the left corridor... next to Phil's. It's got your
 HL>> name on the door. All you have to do is choose your colour
 HL>> decor.
 MM> I'm so into orgasmic food these days, I think I'll paint it
 MM> tartan ....

What tartan do you want? Stewart? Hall? MacDonald...etc?


 HL>>  - Hell:  Backing up an 800 MB disk with 360k floppies...
 MM> Mmmm - spreading tarton them could make them harder...

Depends on the tart... if she's willing or not! ;-)))))

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - Cat Fu: The martial art of cat bathing

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