MM>> I'm so into orgasmic food these days, I think I'll paint it
 MM>> tartan ....
 HL>> What tartan do you want? Stewart? Hall? MacDonald...etc?
 HL>> 
 MM> Hae ye a wee Ayrshire Henderson ?  In a spray can ?


This is faster than a spray can.

 HL>>>  - Hell:  Backing up an 800 MB disk with 360k floppies...
 MM>> Mmmm - spreading tarton them could make them harder...
 HL>> Depends on the tart... if she's willing or not! ;-)))))
 MM> Dont know about that sort of thing - but the manual says
 MM> that, if it works, a close listen should hear the hormone...

Quickery still... don't pay her.

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