4.  GUN CONTROL: MY TAKE ON A GOOD GUN CONTROL BILL
    by John Lopez 
    Exclusive to TLE    http://www.webleyweb.com/tle/>     Issue 221

In regards to Mr. Meaker's column "Homeland Security: My Take On A
Good Homeland Security Bill"
http://webleyweb.com/tle/libe220-20030421-05.html>, I present this:

"Illegal Gunowners are those owning firearms within the United States
without identification and documentation. If in the United States, illegal
Gunowners are not allowed to shoot with any legal gunowner, nor to purchase
any ammunition or component thereof (including, but not limited to,
primers, powder, cases, bullets, or shot), nor to purchase any accessory
for any firearm or ammunition, nor to carry or possess such items. If
illegal Gunowners are found shooting, the property of any range that caters
to illegal Gunowners can be seized, any government official who supervised
them may be impeached or formally removed, and Federal Agents incur a
penalty equal to the
largest of one recent year's earnings. Illegal Gunowners may be detained
for up to 20 years at hard labor, and their work and earnings confiscated
to pay for their detention, and eventual transportation to a designated
location.

"No illegal gunowner shall be permitted to use financial services
provided by any Federal Agent, legal gunowner, or any corporation paying
taxes to the United States. No illegal gunowner shall receive medical
treatment other than that necessary to stabilize them for detention and
transportation to said designated location. No child of an illegal gunowner
shall become a Federal Agent by virtue of being born in the United States,
if the mother or legal gun owning father is an illegal gunowner. Federal
Agents, and Corporations that provide financial services, or medical
services to illegal Gunowners may be
fined up to one recent year's earnings for providing optional medical or
financial services to illegal Gunowners. Legal Gunowners who provide
financial services or other than emergency medical care to illegal
Gunowners may be fined as if a Federal Agent, and then deported to a
designated location. Government officials who provide financial services or
other than emergency medical care may be impeached or removed.

"Legal Gunowners shall register and identify themselves at their
property line, pay a fee to cover costs of registration, receive and carry
government issued identification, and must start and retain a bank account,
making monthly transactions for the duration of their gun ownership. Banks
must provide records of the transactions of legal Gunowners to the
department of the Treasury every month. There are no restrictions on
employment, travel, firearms ownership, or medical care of legal Gunowners.

"A documented record or reliable testimony demonstrating visual
identification or finger print identification, matching the government
issued identification to a national registry of legal Gunowners is an
affirmative defense for any Federal Agent, Corporation, or government
official.

"All Federal Agents are encouraged to carry personal defense weapons.
Unregistered and unrestricted (Vermont style) concealed carry is the law of
the land, in all properties owned by state, federal government, or by
corporations, to include any vehicle, ship, aircraft or other conveyance.
Federal Agents who attend firearms training (to include prior military)
receive a %20 reduction in taxes. Federal Agents who served in military
receive a %30 reduction in taxes. Federal Agents wounded in military or
militia service receive a %40 reduction in taxes. Federal Agents who lost a
child to injury or wounds during military or militia service receive a %50
reduction in taxes. Personal defense firearms are those that can be carried
and operated by one person, have no provision by which it can be mounted to
a vehicle, and accept individual cartridges or magazines of fixed capacity
(that is, not including belt feed), in any caliber and chambering purchased
by the US military or any police force of the state in which the individual
resides during the last 100 years. (To include, but not limited to 30/06,
.308 W, .45 Colt, .45ACP, .38 Special, .40 Smith & Wesson, .357 Magnum,
12gauge, 9mm Parabellum. .223 Remington, .338 Remington Magnum).

"Persons who conspire to use deadly force to attack the property,
institutions, authority, or officials of the government of the United
States, or persons who conspire to use deadly force to attack the property,
or officials of any corporation organized in the United States, if that
corporation pays taxes to the government of the United States, or persons
who conspire to use deadly force to attack the property or person of any
Federal Agent of the United States, are subject to incarceration for not
less than 20 years for any act which causes injury, and for their natural
life if the act causes death."

Get it?

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