HL>>> You've never heard Park set his trousers alight when he's
 HL>>> in the STK. There's a buzz and a loud scream, followed by
 HL>>> running steps and then the words of "I mustn't fart!" when
 HL>>> he rushes to the pond outside.
 MM>> That'd be worth a penny to see - four farthings, to be
 MM>> precise...
 HL>> You'll have to buy your own gas mask.
 MM> No fair - last time, They issued me with one for nothing....

Oh... and don't drink Park's coffee. That stuff turns skin bright orange
and makes you sing old Donny Osmond songs.
Lethal stuff.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - Bad or missing coffee, user halted.

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