Good Evening Miles,

 LB>> Can you play Reeky Martins music on the bagpipes?

 MM> I dont have a good record at it - my efforts at playing Beethoven
 MM> on them resulted in a terrible 100-0 loss...

You would have been better off using them as clay pigeons.

 MM>> But I'm a hacker !  Look, I bought my own chainsaw > can tell that no-one's going to ask me to play>.

 LB>> I'll play, as long as I can use by bow & arrow and hockey stick.

 MM> Oh goody - anybody else for tennis ?

I'm sure you'll be impressed as to how well everyone can handle a racket
here...or a bat for that matter.

 MM>> With a stick, please ... I'll soon curvulate your straight
 MM>> jacket. Turn it round, lengthen the sleeves and decorate it with
 MM>> straps and locks and - Bingo !,  a genuine Straitjacket fit for
 MM>> any Asylum...

 LB>> Are you a tailor?

 MM> Of the philogical persuasion, with a passion for etymological
 MM> precision....  may one take your inside-leg ?

And do what with it pray tell???

 MM>> I fear that when I stand on my head, it takes ages for the
 MM>> bootprints on my nose and cheeks to heal...
 LB>> psssst....take your shoes off next time...

 MM> That's how I pick my noses -  what do you think of this week's
 MM> ensemble ?

I think it's uptight and out of sight....

 MM> :-(

:)



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