G'morning Linda, 

 MM> I dont have a good record at it - my efforts at playing Beethoven
 MM> on them resulted in a terrible 100-0 loss...
 LB> You would have been better off using them as clay pigeons.
Aye ... weel, in the rain, the drones are given to cooing and 
hiccuping - never thought to clean them out wi my wee shotgun...

 LB>> I'll play, as long as I can use by bow & arrow and hockey stick.
 MM> Oh goody - anybody else for tennis ?
 LB> I'm sure you'll be impressed as to how well everyone can handle a
 LB> racket here...or a bat for that matter.

Err ... could we not be all court out playing ball ?

 MM>> Bingo !,  a genuine Straitjacket fit for any Asylum...
 LB>> Are you a tailor?
 MM> Of the philogical persuasion, with a passion for etymological
 MM> precision....  may one take your inside-leg ?
 LB> And do what with it pray tell???

How about some nice canvas pantaloons to match the Straitjacket ?

Complete with a detailed genealogy of its origins ?

 MM>> I fear that when I stand on my head
 LB>> psssst....take your shoes off next time...
 MM> That's how I pick my noses -  what do you think of this week's
 MM> ensemble ?
 LB> I think it's uptight and out of sight....

Hank ooo bery mulch ,,, itzz froom te topp end of by 
colleckshun...

Butt eye thiink its orifiii needs boorring owt...

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