G'morning Heather, 

 HL>>  - I fed some lemon to my cat.....now I've got a sour puss.
 MM> It might have helped if you'd peeled it first....
 HL> I couldn't keep the cat still long enough for me to peel it.

Borrow my electrifiable mouse !

You'll need your rubber gloves,  but its a gift to unzip him while 
his paw's stuck on 20,000 volts as he stares at the screen in a 
paralytic pose...

 HL>  - The cat is mighty dignified until the dog comes.

Not even the dog's coming will disturb him until you tap the ESC 
key...  and by then he should be starkers...

:-( 
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