G'morning Heather yet another time, 

 HL> You've never heard Park set his trousers alight when he's in the
 HL> STK. There's a buzz and a loud scream, followed by running steps
 HL> and then the words of "I mustn't fart!" when he rushes to the pond
 HL> outside.

That'd be worth a penny to see - four farthings, to be precise...

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