RY>>> BONUS?  What's that ? i that like a raise? we've heard of those,
 RY>>> but have not seen one in the wild.. only rumours.

 LB>> It's like something for them to show their appreciation.  (Like
 LB>> not firing you)

 RY> " We cannot be fired!  Slaves have to be /sold/!"  {heard in Master
 RY> Control this morning}

I'll buy you...does your boss take I.O.U.'s?

 RY>>> As for the accessories. we don't have those yet.. we're claiming
 RY>>> we're on the air, but it's a semi-fib... You ghave to stand
 RY>>> right next to the transmitter to see anything out of it..

 LB>> But you can fix that right?
 LB>> [handing Ray a hammer]

 RY> We never resort to hammers. Our specialty is very small screwdrivers.
 RY> In most electonic equipment there are small adjustable capacitors and
 RY> "pots" that, after being carefully tuned, are then seald with nail
 RY> polish. % minutes with a screwdriver, and the Engineer has work
 RY> a'plenty for months...

Sounds very scientific!  :-p

 RY> Barring that, we remove all the  in-line fuses, and take them home..

That ought to show them...tyring to sell you and all...



--- GoldED/W32